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2024
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Horseshoe
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That lady has a better mustache than you (stated at Nubber)
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2024
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Fumando
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If you don't feel like drinking tonight, you never will.
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2024
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Warson
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If I start to piss, I might shit myself.
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2024
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Fumando
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Get the cock out of you mouth and say it again.
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2023
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Drippy
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That deer tried to suck start Taco's rifle.
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2023
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Horseshoe
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Using the law of averages, half of you are below average hunters. But my math might be wrong because it seems most of you are below average.
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2023
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Student
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He's a little creepy (stated by current female student when asked what she thought of Warson)
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2023
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Nubber
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These aren't skinny jeans; they are slim cut.
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2023
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Titties
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Was that a quefe?
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2023
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Nubber
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Hey do me a favor and shut the hell up.
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2022
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Smokey
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Once you go illegal, you never go back.
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2022
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Everyone
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Uncle F'in Tittie!!
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2022
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Titties
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Everybody loves me.
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2021
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Junior
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My left or your right?
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2021
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Warson
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Check your fanny pack and make sure you have tampons in case you get a bloody nose.
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2021
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Nubber
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I was going south. My compass is wrong.
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2020
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Smokey
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It wasn't a miss. It is an unfound kill.
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2020
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Warson
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You and me are queer
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2020
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Junior
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They chances of 50-50 are like 1 in 50.
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2020
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Warson
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I've got an age limit.
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2020
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Drippy
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Wipe now or itch later.
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2019
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Warson
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I have bad ass gravy.
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2019
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Junior
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I don't have poop on me, do I?
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2018
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Junior
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A 10 year anniversary only comes once every 10 years or so.
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2018
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Giggles
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I stepped it off. I was only 1 yard away.
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2018
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TJP
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I've seen more meat on a chicken wing.
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2017
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Auto
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Warson "Smidler'd" his pants
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2017
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Giggles
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"Si" is Mexican for "Yes"
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2017
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Horseshoe
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Drippy went westbound on a southbound train.
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2017
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Warson
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Are you dry shaving me?
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2017
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Special K
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"Bullets" (his response when asking what he is shooting this year)
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2017
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Horseshoe
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If I'm wrong, will you buy me a drink?
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2016
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Special K
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I forgot to put a bullet in the chamber
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2016
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Special K
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I can't get the cap off (trying to open a Sharpie)
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2015
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Sir Awesome
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It would not shoot the bullets
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2015
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Giggles
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I heard the grass moving
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2013
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Horseshoe
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He (Sir Awesome) was drowning in 2" of water
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2013
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Drippy
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I'm not walking behind Warson because of damage to the ice or his underwear
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2013
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Horseshoe
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Sir Dripthong is walking on water
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2013
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Horseshoe
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Giggles misses (again)
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2013
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Horseshoe
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Junior blasts bambi....claims victory over the dog
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2013
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Auto
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Junior loses and pukes like a baby
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2013
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Horseshoe
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Deer stands on Warson's foot - pain prohibits a shot
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2012
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Sir Awesome
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Giggles shot the Grinches' Dog
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2011
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Horseshoe
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Sir Awesome missed that buck from 9 yards - we stepped it off
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2011
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Sir Awesome
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I don't know. I just woke up and my underwear were gone!
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2011
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All
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Brad!!!!!
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2010
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Horseshoe
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Warson rubbed the belly of a buck as it strolled past him
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2010
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Horseshoe
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Junior experienced his 1st case of trigger lock
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2009
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Giggles
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I saw a half chewed, steaming pile of corn
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2008
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Giggles
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I've seen continents move faster
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2008
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Horseshoe
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Giggles missed at 360 inches but did effectively destroy a tree
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2008
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Horseshoe
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Junior wounded what looked like a dog in the bait pile
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2007
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Junior
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I gave that buck a haircut
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2006
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Junior
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It takes a good hunter to hit a deer that small
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2005
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Horseshoe
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Puker, puked and then shot a 5 pointer
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2005
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Auto
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Horseshoe fell out of his stand, apparently his luck is running out
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2002
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Horseshoe
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Brad watched a spiker eat out of the corn pile
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2001
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Auto
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Suicide Stand
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2000
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Mrs. Auto
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Who shot the doe
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